Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 607
This is from Richard J.
Be warned it is so bad it is funny...
Games to play in a boring office.
Office work dull? None of your colleagues appreciate your humour? ... Well if you’re like me then here are a series of gags that will keep you amused for hours, embarrass your work colleagues and probably end with your Pink slip- what a way to go though!?!
Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘non-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) then say, “Geez, that burns!”
When they’re not looking, pour most of someone’s fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.
Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say “Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, “Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!”
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out “Yahtzee!”
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors opens.
Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
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