Chapter 601

This is compliments of Rob C.

Little Johnny is outside sitting on the curb, playing with his toy semi truck, every once in awhile he pops an m&m in his mouth, grabs the cat and bites it, and moves down the curb a bit. His dad is watching this thru the window, wondering what he’s doing. Johnny pops an m&m in his mouth, bites the cat and moves down the curb again. So dad goes out to see what he’s doing, Johnny tells him he’s a truck driver, dad asks him what he means, Johnny says “ You know, poppin’ pills, eatin’ pussy and movin’ down the road”

This item is compliments of GEORGE

I struggled and struggled and struggled. Finally I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. Then I heard the whistle.

One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife’s private area, then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love.