Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 589
The body builder takes off his shirt And the blonde says, “What a Great chest you have!’
He tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.’
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, ‘ “What massive calves you have!’
The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.’
He then removes his underwear and The blonde goes running out of the Apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes Back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why She ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, ‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite After I saw how short the fuse was!’
One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?’ ‘I was stung by a bee’, she said. ‘Where?’, he asked. ‘Between the first and second hole’, she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said... ‘Then your feet were too far apart.’
Two male seniors decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
To read the complete story you need to be logged in:
Log In or
Register for a Free account
(Why register?)
* Allows you 3 stories to read in 24 hours.