Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 575
This One Is Compliments of John A...
Sometimes religious emails are better than some of the funny ones we get and pass on...
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver, “You know,” he said, “I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?”
The driver said, “No problem. Have at it.”
Billy gets into the driver’s seat and they head off down the highway.
A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.
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