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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 570

This One Is Compliments of Bill W.

Little Johnny was in kindergarten and a frustration to his teacher. Every day when the teacher had the children lay their heads down to take a nap little Johnny wandered around the room.

The teacher talked to Johnny and tried to convince him to nap. She told him to lay his head down and think happy thoughts. He continued to wander around.

Then one day when the teacher said nap time Johnny lay his head down and went to sleep.

The teacher was delighted and when naps were over asked Johnny what was different.

He said I thought a happy thought.

The teacher said why didn’t you do that before.

I did not know a happy thought.

What happy thought did you use.

I pretended that I was pregnant.

How did you pick that for an happy thought?

We were eating breakfast this morning and my mother said (John I think I am pregnant again).

Dad said ‘boy, that is a happy thought!!’


This is Compliments of John A.

I saw this a long time ago, still funny

Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed ‘revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance’ as one of the characteristics of Jewish humor. This is such a story.

 
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