Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 562
This is compliments of Joe
George, an elderly man from Michigan, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”
He said “No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.”
Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.”
George said, “Okay.” He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
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