Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 560
This is compliments of the ‘Shy One’
I found myself in a pub in Cork, Ireland. A group of American tourists came in.
One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, “I hear you Irish think you’re great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.”
The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving. No one took up the bet.
40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, “Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?”
“Sure” said the American, “20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000.”
“Grand,” replied the Irishman, “so pour the pints and start the clock.”
It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
“OK Yank, pay up.” said the Irishman.
“I’m happy to pay, here’s your money” said the American. “But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?”
“Well sir”, replied the Irishman, “$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it.”
This is a comment from Rick ... interesting to say the least ... a think piece!!!!
My Grandfather voted Republican until the day he died.
After that, he voted Democrat.
Six times in the last two elections.
This one is compliments of Dom
By happenstance, a man was in an accident, which removed his primary appendage. While in the hospital and under surgery, the doctor mentioned to the victim’s wife that a baby elephant had just died, the carcass was nearby for research, and the trunk could be considered a substitute penis. With nothing to lose, the spouse said go for it and the surgical team attached the trunk.
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