Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 538
This little ditty is from Mikey
During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So they bought a few senators and the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?
This Little Ditty Is From Gary
Do you know what to do in case of fall-out?
Re-insert and shorten stroke.
This One Is Compliments of Bill
Sam was walking home late one night when he decided to take a shortcut thru the cemetery.
He fell into an open grave that had been dug for an early morning service.
He tried and tried to get out but the edge would crumble when he grabbed it.
Finally exhausted he sat down in the corner.
Another pour soul fell in and he kept trying and trying to get out.
Finally Sam stood and laughing tapped the poor soul on the shoulder and said
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