Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 518
This Group of Items Are Compliments of John A
I got a salad for dinner.
Well actually a fruit salad.
Well mostly grapes.
Well all right all grapes.
Fermented grapes.
well Wine.
I have wine for dinner.
People that wonder if there glass is half empty or half full are missing the point.
IT’S REFILLABLE.
Did you know that two or three glasses of wine a day reduce you chance of giving a shit!
Not to be technical but according to chemistry Alcohol is a solution.
I am not a alcoholic, alcoholics need a drink. I already have one.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all of the wine I drink, I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think of all the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn’t’ drink the wine they might lose their jobs and all of their hopes and dreams would be shattered. Then I think to myself that it is better to drink this wine than shatter all of their hopes and dreams, than worry about my liver. Jack Hardy
I only drink a little but when I do I turn into someone who drinks a lot.
Dear alcohol your promised to make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer.
I saw the video we need to talk!
Lord give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I can’t.
Of course size matters no one want a small glass of wine.
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