Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 513
This one is compliments of Dom
Some people have no respect for age unless it’s bottled.
One parent to another. “Where’s the best place to find bedtime stories?”
“Read the local motel register.”
A cockney dude strolling in the Soho during a very breezy day tips his hat politely to an attractive young lady who happens to be struggling to hold down her skirt in the wind.
“Airy, ain’t it?”
“What the ‘ell did you expect? Feathers?”
This one is compliments of Pepere
I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife, Julie, who was looking at herself in the mirror. I asked what she’d like to have for her birthday since it wasn’t far off.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day!
I put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
We staggered out of the theme park five hours later. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. I then took her to a McDonald’s and ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
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