Chapter 510

This item is compliments of Pepere:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF), all recruited from the Deep South.

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They run around just like chickens.

4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt!

The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday.

This interesting bit of news is compliments of john...

NBA VS NFL

Even if you aren’t a Sports Fan this is Very Interesting

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, I repeat 71, Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related Charges

8 have been arrested! For shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,

And

84 have been arrested for drunk driving

In the last year!

Can you guess which organization this is?

Is it the NBA Or NFL?

Give up yet?

Neither,

it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out Hundreds of new laws each Year Designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Remember, most of them are up for election this year!!!