Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 506
A bit of wisdom from RabbiRabbit.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement.
In the end, you ignore everything and click “I agree”.
This one is compliments of Dom
Back to the ‘60s:
Two stoners were sharing a joint while sitting off the side of a pier in the Everglades. An alligator suddenly surged out of the water and bit off a leg from one.
The victim calmly looked down and commented, “Dude, an alligator just bit off my leg.”
After due consideration, the other asked, “Which one?”
And the reply. “I don’t know. You’ve seen one alligator, you’ve seen ‘em all.”
IMPORTANT THOUGHTS BY “DUCKY”
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?”
She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
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