Chapter 502

This Item Is Compliments of Bill

Two men are flying along just above the tree tops doing a survey on the jungle flora and fauna. The engine sputters and the plane ends up atop a tree.

Unhurt the men climb down to a path below. They start walking. After three days of walking, the first man says[you know this is not so bad. It is always warm. There are plenty of nuts, fruits and berry's to eat. It is that I am just so horny.]

The second man says [maybe I can help you. I noticed a pit along the path a ways back. There was a female gorilla in it it. I bet that with some of the vines we can get her out and tie her to a tree.]

After a time they have succeeded and the gorilla is tied to a tree with many vines around her.

First man says [This will work but she is so ugly in the face.] second man [There is an old paper bag over there in the bushes we can put over her head.]

The first man smiles runs to the gorilla and starts having sex with her. The gorilla becomes excited and starts threshing around and soon both legs and arms are loose and wrapped around him. He starts screaming [Get it off, for gods sake get it off.] The second man runs over and tries to unwind her legs and arms. He hears;