Chapter 496

This One Is Compliments of Mike

A girl wakes, after a heavy night on the booze, to find an elephant in bed with her.

She mutters, "Gawd I musta been tight last night"

The elephant turned over and said "Yes, -- just a little"

This One Is Compliments of Johnny M

Another version of the second in yesterday's 'Jokes and Giggles'.

A biker struggles to wake up after a night on the bender. Aware of a weight on his right arm, he turns to see; - the ugliest woman outside of a horror movies special effects studio. About to barf he turns the other way to run to the bathroom and, wow! here is the exact opposite. His stomach settles as his eyes roam, perfect face, wonderful hair. He slides the covers down and exposes lovely firm breasts. With the covers now right off his male appendage is reacting to the wonderful sight.