Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 494
Three Ladies in a Sauna
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questionly, "That was my pager," She said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The Older Woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..."Well, look at that ... I'm getting a fax!"
This one is compliments of Dom
This from a poster I came across. I had to hold down the laughter because I was around polite company.
"I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog! Yes, he mauled six people wearing Trump T-shirts, four people wearing Hillary T-shirts, 2 other Independent voters, nine teenagers wearing pants down past their crack, three flag-burners, and a Pakistani Uber driver during a holiday high fee time of year.
For the last time, THIS DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!! No, I don't approve of his licking his ass all the time but he says it helps get the bad taste out of his mouth."
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