Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 492
This Ought to Make All Grandpas Feel All Warm and Fuzzy
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said her Grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World!”
This one is compliments of krammer
What is the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer??
The taste!
This one is compliments of Dom
Definitions of a Bachelor:
- A man who has no children to speak of.
- A dude who is crazy to get married - and knows it.
- A man who never makes the same mistake once.
- A man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
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