Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 472
Oh No!!! He has a sister???
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No ... Salty.”
Catholic Newfoundlander
Each Friday night after work, sun, snow, or rain, Jack, being from Newfoundland, would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.
But, all of Jack’s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
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