Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 464
This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit
If you have children over the age of three you already know this:
For those who have children this age ... this is not so funny
For those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warning
For those who have not yet had children ... this is birth control
Things I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the words "Uh-oh" it's already to late.
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