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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 454

This one is compliments of J. P.

New Definition for S.O.S.

A C-130 was lumbering along when an F-16 flashed by. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot, "What did you think of that?"

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"

The C-130 pilot chuckled and replied, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, and then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll."

Moral of the Story

When you are young & foolish, speed & flash may seem like a good thing! But when you get older & smarter, comfort & ease is not such a bad thing!

That's why the new definition for S.O.S. is "Slower, Older and Smarter."


This one is compliments of Dom

"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick his balls from across the room."


This one is compliments of John A.

Do you remember..."Who's on First?"

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 5.6%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.

COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.

ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 23% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that's 5.6%.

 
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