Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 440
This one's courtesy of David
There was this painter who got hired by a well-to-do homeowner. He arrived in the morning to receive instructions. The homeowner invited him in and spelled out the task:
"I want you to paint the porch out front. I bought the paint for you and it's the best. Once it's on - it'll never come off. I expect this to take you all day but I am willing to pay very well."
About halfway through the day the painter came back - he was done.
"Wow, you're done? Great. Here's the money and a big tip for doing the job so fast."
The painter replied, "Wow cash - thanks. Oh by the way - that's not a Porsche out front. It's a Mercedes."
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.
Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
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