Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 434
I want 4 little animals...
Mama taught her well! You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make.
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.
The teacher got a coughing fit and had to leave the room.
This one is compliments of John:
Crow Mystery resolved
Researchers for the Greater Massachusetts Turnpike Authority, recently discovered 200 crows along the Turnpikes around Boston, and they were concerned that they may have died of the Avian Flu.
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