Chapter 434

I want 4 little animals...

Mama taught her well! You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make.

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.

The teacher got a coughing fit and had to leave the room.

This one is compliments of John:

Crow Mystery resolved

Researchers for the Greater Massachusetts Turnpike Authority, recently discovered 200 crows along the Turnpikes around Boston, and they were concerned that they may have died of the Avian Flu.

A bird pathologist examined the remains and determined that death was, definitely, not caused by Avian flu.

The cause of death appeared to by from vehicle impacts.

However it appeared on examination that there were various paint chips, on the feathers, beaks and claws.

By analyzing the paint residue they were able to determine that 98% of the impacts were from trucks while only 2% WERE CAUSED BY CARS.

MTA then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist if there was a cause in this disproportionate percentage of Truck kills, verses car kills.

He quickly concluded the cause;

When crows dine on road kill they always have one crow in a near by tree, as a lookout for potential danger.

They discovered that all of the lookout crows could call our (CAH)

Not a single one could call TRUCK.