Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 431
I was amazed to find myself behind a frog in the bank line this morning, First Niagara in Hamburg. We were both in the line of my favorite teller, Patrica Whack (who lives in Wilson). This is what happened. The frog's turn came and he approached the teller. He said, "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looked at the frog in disbelief and asked his name. The frog said his name was Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger. He also mentioned that he is a close personal friend of the bank manager.
Patty explained that he would need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog said, "Sure. I have this," and produced a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explained that she would have to consult with the bank manager and disappeared into a back office.
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