Chapter 429

This one is compliments of Ed

To go along with Chapter 428.

I recall a cement company on Long Island...

One truck said, "Find a need and fill it."

The other said, "We've got a yard on for you."

This one is compliments of GEORGE

Little 8 Year Old Neighbor Girl Dropped in the Other Day as I Was Trying to Get My Brand New

Printer Properly Installed. Aargh! Her Presence Was Stifling, a Few Inappropriate Words for Her Age, When She Piped Up,"My Grammy Would Prolly Say You're Just Holding Your Mouse Wrong."

This one is compliments of Achim

The Donald Trump Fan

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Donald Trump fans. Not really knowing what a Donald Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for smart Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he had decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Donald Trump fan."

"Why aren't you a fan of Donald Trump?"

"Because I'm a democrat."

"Why are you a democrat?"

"Well, my mom's a democrat and my dad's a democrat, so I'm also a democrat."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked:

"If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied:

"That would make me a Donald Trump fan."