Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 418
This is compliments of the 'Shy One'
This was written by a young student, who apparently has their own take on what it is like for "retired" grandparents. Enjoy looking at this through the eyes of a child.
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
After Christmas vacation, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Stayyoung Bay in Florida where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!
They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
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