Chapter 410

New wine for seniors...

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night's sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors, I kid you not...

Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!

I just could not help it!

Forward this to all your "senior" friends, I just did.

Sorry, somebody thought I deserved this so I'm spreading the love!

This one is compliments of bill

A man has a bad cold and goes to his doctor. A new nurse greets him and says get undressed put on this paper gown and wait in the next room. The man tries to protest but the nurse shushes him and leaves. He grumbles, gets undressed and goes in the next room. Someone is already there sitting on a bench, He says to the guy on the bench, this new nurse is really tough. I just came in here for a bad cold.

The man reply's hell I just came in to read the water meter.