Chapter 374

STAMPS...

A woman goes to the hospital.

"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.

"Something is terribly wrong,

I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear,

they're the stickers off the bananas"

You gotta love the Irish!!

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.

She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says

'This is for the flowers!'

'Don't be silly, ' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'

This is compliments of the Gary

Gomer Pyle was at the beach with his girlfriend Bunny.

Gomer asks her, "Bunny, can I play with your belly button with my finger?"

"Sure honey, I guess so," she says.

A little while goes by and Bunny says, "Gomer, that's NOT my belly button!"

And Gomer replies, with a big smile on his face, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! That's not my finger neither!"