Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 372
This one is compliments of a1mud
Paddy went to the doctor complaining that he had pain in his bum and in an anal examination, the doc pulled out a £20 note.
"Paddy," he said. "There's £20 notes in here" and he started pulling them out, one after another until finally, there was no more.
"That's a relief, I feel better now, it's amazing, how much was in there doctor?"
After counting, the doctor replied - "there's a total of £1,980 Paddy, astonishing."
Said Paddy - " Ah! I knew I wasn't feeling too grand!"
This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit
An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realized she was
COMMANDO.
She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," he replied and promised to avert his eyes.
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