Chapter 355

The Boarding of Flight 2016 has been announced...

Your luggage should only contain the best souvenirs of 2015

... the bad and sad moments should be left in the garbage can...

The duration of the flight will be 12 months.

The next stop-overs will be :

Health, Love, Joy, Harmony, Well-being and Peace.

The Captain offers you the following menu which will be served during the flight :

A Cocktail of Friendship

A Supreme of Health

A gratin of prosperity

A Bowl of Excellent News

A Salad of Success

A Cake of Happiness

All accompanied by bursts of laughter

Wishing you and your family an enjoyable trip

On board Flight 2016

Happy New YEAR

My wish for my readers in 2016 is a big, fat bank account & a slim body.

Please don't mix these two up like you did last year!

A distressed but attractive woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get up the nerve to jump.

A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said "Get away from me, you sicko!"

The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

I could only send this to my most seriously twisted friends. You made the cut.