Chapter 333

A Dilemma...

A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR, "WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A

DILEMMA?"

THE PROFESSOR SAID, "WELL, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO

ILLUSTRATE THAT."

"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LYING IN A BIG BED WITH A BEAUTIFUL AROUSED NAKED

YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE AND AN EXCITED GAY MAN ON THE OTHER."

"WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?"

First Woman: "This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

Second Woman: "You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?"

First Woman: "Snuff."

This guy walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "I'd like a scotch and soda and I'd like to buy that douche bag at the end of the bar a drink." The bartender says, "Hey, she's a regular and you can't be talking about her that way." The guy says, "Okay, I'd like to buy that nice, young lady at the end of the bar a drink." The bartender says, "That's more like it," and he walks up to the girl and asks her what she wants to drink. She says,

"Vinegar and water."