Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 327
This one is compliments of Anonymous
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee.
One says, ' Your thingy doesn't have any skin on it.'
I've been circumcised, the other one says.
What's that mean?
It means they cut the skin off at the end.'
How old were you when it was cut off?
'My mum said I was two days old.'
Did it hurt?
You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, '
This one is compliments of John & Beryl:
FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3 draft Bock beers
Woman:
How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary!)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
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