Jokes and Giggles

This compliments of Budhah

It is a response about the chicken joke from yesterday's submission; Enjoy his personal experience

Love the Chicken joke. The next really happened, and figured you might accidentally fit it in somewhere.

My wife is from the Philippines, and when she came over to marry me in 1989, we would always go out to eat from Sunday dinner after going to the local

Newman Center for services ... She had been here for about 6 weeks, and i asked her where she wanted to go ... She told me Kentucky, My nephew called me on the phone before we got out of the house ... and asked what we were up to, as he also married a

Filipina ... Told him we were going to Paducha

Kentucky, which is about a 90 min drive, from our town in Southern Illinois. Asked why and told him

"hell if I know, but first time she asked to go anywhere, since coming over from Manila." About half way there wife and i were talking and she asked why we were not going to KFC,, I told her she asked to go to "Kentucky" and she responded and told me that in the Philippines, they call

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The body builder takes off his shirt

And the blonde says,

"What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her,

'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, '

"What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her,

'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and

The blonde goes running out of the

Apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes

Back on and chases after her.