Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 31
Oldie but goodie Compliments of Lee ... And he is a Senior!!!!
Two old ladies are in the car. The passenger says to the driver: May-Bell, that is the third red light you've driven through without stopping.
May-Bell answers: Oh, wait-a-min ... am I driving?
Compliments of scg
While serving my final few days in the Army in Korea, I pulled duty as a temporary assistant to the Company Clerk. The Company Commander had been working his way through Officer Evaluation Forms for each of the Commissioned and Warrant Officers under his command.
I wound up typing the Operations Warrant Officer's Evaluation. I dutifully typed the little "x" in the block where the "old man" had marked this officer with the lowest marks he could assign.
When I flipped the form over to read the narrative evaluation, I could hardly contain myself as I read:
"The only reason that an enlisted soldier would follow this officer is out of idle curiosity."
The Cardiologist and the Honda Mechanic.
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
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