Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 295
Here are a few groaners from Dorsetmike
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way
No matter how much you push the envelope
It'll still be stationery
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle
He just didn't have the balls to do it
England has no kidney bank
But it does have a Liverpool
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles
U. C. L. A.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy the other is a little lighter
I got a new job in a sexual health clinic
I'm here at your cervix
This one is compliments of Chuck:
Conundrum
A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.
The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.
Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America :
1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
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