Jokes and Giggles - Cover

Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 295

Here are a few groaners from Dorsetmike

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way

No matter how much you push the envelope
It'll still be stationery

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle
He just didn't have the balls to do it

England has no kidney bank
But it does have a Liverpool

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles
U. C. L. A.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy the other is a little lighter

I got a new job in a sexual health clinic
I'm here at your cervix


This one is compliments of Chuck:

Conundrum

A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.

Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.

 
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