Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 29
Another one compliments of Jerry...
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY...
After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
' A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor,
'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
''
The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. '
"Trust me, ' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"...
"2"...
"3"...
"4"...
"5"...
(you'll love this)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of
10 questions to pass.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the
October Revolution?
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