Jokes and Giggles

This is compliments of elo, Allan, ewlon3, Rick and Don who sent me the same item:

Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,

The Chefs are Italian,

The Mechanics are German,

The Lovers are French and

It's all organized by the Swiss.

You could add:

Hell is where:

The police are German.

The chefs are British.

The mechanics are French.

The lovers are Swiss.

And everything is organized by the Italians

And Rick added this version:

Let me add:

Hell is Where: The Mechanics are Italian The Police are Swiss The Chefs are British The Lovers are German And, it's all organized by the French