Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 281
DEEP THOUGHTS
When your Gecko is Broken you have a reptile dysfunction,
I have kleptomania, But When it gets bad, I take something for it~
Follow your dreams! Except that one where you're naked in Church.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Welcome to Utah, Set your watch back 20 years.
In just two days from now, Tomorrow will be yesterday.
A bartender is just a pharmacist With a limited inventory.
I may be schizophrenic, But at least I have each other.
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
In Memoriam
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed a while back, Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
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