Jokes and Giggles

I miss Bill ... It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on CanadianTV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"

He was the closest thing we ever got to have a real black man as President.

He played the sax.

He smoked weed.

He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "ClintonSoup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.

ITALIAN MAMA

Joseph called his mother to tell her he'd fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He said, "Just for fun, Mama, tomorrow I'm going to bring over three women and I want you to guess which one I'm going to marry."

The next day, Joseph brought three beautiful women into his mother's house and invited them to sit side by side on the couch. After a few minutes of conversation, Joseph turned to his mother and said, "Okay, Mama, can you guess which one I'm going to marry?"

Without hesitating, his mother said, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Mama! You're right," said Joseph.

"How did you know?"

Joseph's mother replied, "I don't like her."