Chapter 272

This one is compliments of John & Beryl

How to get to Heaven from Ireland (A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, if I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?' A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

- Are Ye Irish Now... ?

This one is from Chuck ... if you have the answer I will forward it...

Deer Hunting Question:

Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question.

If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck?

I mean¦ maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet, on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female.

I'm just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because society and the Supreme Court do???