Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 257
Li'l Willy from Rocky Lanark County
A Lanark school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume."
One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand-washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Another one said, "This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage. I presume that the truck wouldn't start."
"That's excellent," says the teacher.
Little Willy at the back of the classroom got up and said, "Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the woods, I presume that"
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