Chapter 243

CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR
THERE IS TRUTH IN THIS ONE
CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR.

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued,

"Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

It really smells of the Liberals and NDP doesn't it...

These are compliment of Rudolph Ucker

Honourable lady aviator flying upside down have big crack up

Woman who cook cabbages and peas in same pot is not sanitary

Man who fuck woman on hillside not on level.

Man who take woman in graveyard is fuckin' near dead.

This one is compliments of Chuck

Dear Boss;

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die, and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter.

I can and will do this.

Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.