Chapter 237

This one is compliments of walt

Why do they call it Labor Day?

Because it comes nine months to the day after New

Year's Eve.

This one is compliments of john

Riddle for seniors...

Today's riddle for seniors ... Here is the situation:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop-off.

On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round and go home, you silly old fart!

This one is compliments of Rrrosco

The blonde goes to the doctor. He asks "what's wrong?"

"Doctor, I forgot to take my contradictive pill"

"Madam, you are ignorant"

"Yes, I know - three months"