Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 232
-- YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
ITS FUN TIME IT ACTUALLY WORKS BOB
Y our age by Chocolate Math
This really works but don't ask me how.
Don't tell me your age;
you'd probably lie anyway,
but the Hershey Man will know! ****
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
*Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, *
it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
*5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1765...
If you haven't, add 1764. *
6 ... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE.!!
-- Oh YES, it is... !! --
/THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2015) IT WILL EVER WORK, /
/SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. /****
/Chocolate //Calculator /
A SCOTSMAN'S FIRST BASEBALL GAME!
A Scotsman moves to North America and attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings, then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
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