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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 223

This one is compliments of Chuck ... with thanks...

Political incorrects

Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'.

Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the telephone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.


Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right.

We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls!


If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.

It's spam.


Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.


I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster.


Went out last night and got really wasted.

I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring and farting so, at least I got home OK.


Women worry about the things men forget.

Men worry about the things women remember.


I got kicked out of Mathematics class today.

The teacher asked me ''What comes after 69?''

 
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