Chapter 215

"Lesbionics it is a lesson in explainations...

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
   A licker cabinet

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
   A Klondyke

3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
   Fur Traders.

4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
   Well Hung.

5. What do you call lesbian twins?
   Lick-a-likes.

6. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
   One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?
   100 people that don't do Dick.

A heartwarming story of life...

Once upon a time a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!!!!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny, long-legged, big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.