Chapter 206

Newfie Directions

An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland.

He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"

The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' ER drivin'?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving," said the stranger.

"Well, that's the quickest way." said the Newfie.

Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar.

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands him a dime to use as the marker.

This economic model is also used by the government.

This one is compliments of Paul it may be a repeat ... Show it to your better half...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN ... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...

She shows up naked, brings beer.

1. Teaching Maths In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Yes or No

4. Teaching Maths In 1990s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2000s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.

He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.)

Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counsellors available to assist you adjust back into the real world.

6. Teaching Maths In 2050

هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة

الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم؟