Chapter 199

This is actually the truth

Sad But True:

This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man.

He said: Last week, I still had everything!!!

A cook prepared my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed & pressed;

I had a roof over my head, TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school.

I asked him what happened, Drugs, Alcohol, Gambling, a Female?

No, No he answered ... I Got Out Of Prison.

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about Psychology which was explaining the Phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said

"That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and said at the same time."

The wife said:

"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest Dick."

This one is compliments of p_s and Ed ... both submitted the thought...

What do you call "1,000 lawyers at the bottom of

the ocean?"

Answer: A good start.