Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 192
The other day I went over to a nearby Walmart Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen ... I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put some of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that Walmart now, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!
This group is compliments of Chuck
Confidence
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."
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