Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 184
Dangers of Ironing
A Newfie had two red ears, and so went to the doctor. The doctor asked the Newfie what happened to the ears?
'Well, I was ironing me shirt and the phone rang ... and instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up me iron and ... stuck it to me ear.'
"Oh Dear!" The doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ... that doesn't explain the other red ear.
What happened to your other ear?"
The son-of-a-bitch called back.
This one is compliments of Dorset
My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help".
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