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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 183

Why Teachers DRINK

The following questions were set in a GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds – 'selected')

Q. Name the four seasons

A ... Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. How is dew formed.

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on

A ... If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections

A ... Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs...

(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q ... What happens to your body as you age

A ... When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty

A ... He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

(So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A ... Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination

A ... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour

A ... Keep it in the cow.

 
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