Chapter 182

This one is a real groaner... :)

Somewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class:

"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss".

"No Paddy, " says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ".

But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn".

Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that:

• Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year.

• This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

This one is compliments of mike

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole,

I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.

I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me...

"I really need a new friggin' boat," I thought to myself.